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Horsey Party!

2011-08-25T12:13:00.000-07:00

Step 1) Buy Horsey Mask
Step 2)
Step 3) Profit.

Scene 1 - Animal Friends Dance

2011-01-02T09:06:00.000-08:00

Save the date!

2010-11-24T11:22:00.000-08:00

Andi let me design our save the dates for our wedding in January. She didn't like what I came up with...

Sweater Ham Mountain

2010-11-23T19:04:00.001-08:00

Sweater Ham Mountain
By Smackley

O'er the land this eagle soars free
through the twin peaks of Sweater Ham Mountain.
Many a day, a child like thee
life would spring forth, abound from this fountain.

Yet not a day has gone past, while thine eagle soars fast
without admiring the peaks of these mountain'.
A child of my past, with ship's staff at full mast
I'd plunder these shores, a young captain.

Now the taught of my skin, like the sails with no wind,
hangs and sags like the drape of a curtain.
Ages have past, while my ship's at half mast,
and the eagle's flight home is uncertain.

How I yearn for the comfort of lost.
Days spent at the twin peaks of Sweater Ham Mountain.
When this land was a girl who'eth neck full of pearls,
and life still thrust forth from this fountain!

A new poem

2010-11-18T18:16:00.000-08:00

Pennies by Smackley

If the poor could find pennies, on the floor where there's many,
then the poor would be scouring our cities.
But when the poor with their pennies met the whore who'd take any,
the poor'd spent their pennies on titties.

Tit for tat. Whether skinny or fat,
They'd be spending them two at a time.
It's the tale of two titties, the poor of our cities
and a chest worth less than a dime.

If only beggers and gypsies, and drunkards who're tipsy,
then don't try to clean up those cities.
But make haste with the many, with handful of pennies
who scream out, "Bitch, show me your titties!"

Messing with Keying in Premiere

2010-10-02T14:36:00.001-07:00

Who's excited for the summer!?

2010-02-23T16:10:00.001-08:00

This guy.

The Holiday Greeting Card

2010-02-23T16:00:00.000-08:00

This year I opted to make our greeting card not only secularly neutral, I also made it cross-holiday adaptable. I'll never have to buy a greeting card again! Happy holiday from us to you...or...sorry to hear about your dog dying. Either way.

Have an exciting breakfast...

2010-02-23T13:33:00.002-08:00

Sean Vs. Rocket

2010-02-23T13:33:00.001-08:00

Spend A Day with Sean: Ep 3 Se 12

2010-02-23T13:21:00.000-08:00

Save A Jim Today!

2010-02-23T13:19:00.000-08:00

The Bernie Humantiarian Fund has begun a campaign for the betterment of Jims all

over the world. Most of us never know the anguish of eating microwave pizzas three times a week, or the physical burden

of wearing a White Sox tshirt for an entire week without washing it. Most Jims won’t even enjoy the

luxury of a beer nicer than miller lite in a can.

You can help!

Donations can be made to ackack12@gmail.com in any denomination greater/equal to $1.

[smackley.com is not a notforprofit company and therefore owns the right to lay any fee upon all donations to the BHF]

[we promise to give nearly %90 of funds to a Jim of your choosing]

[The other %10 goes to getting Jim a job.]

Seriously, if you know of a job for jim in Raleigh…he needs one! We can send you a resume!

Spending Time with Sean: Ep 4 Se 12

2010-02-23T12:36:00.001-08:00